Welcome to another week of my random Outlander thoughts. We are closing in on the end of s1 and gearing up for Droughtlander and s2 production. Once s1 is over, Randomness will continue … you never know what I’ll think. 🙂 So here we go with my Outlandish Randomness for 1×13 The Watch.
you take that gun out of MY Jamie’s face right now
no, not down your gullet, up your arse
*snort* cousin Jamie
well, i don’t know if that doesn’t make him a scoundrel
my god sam is beautiful
a sassenach? for a bride? well there’s someone for everyone
i wonder if we could get jenny and ian their own show
nobody touches their pregnant belly that much
run claire, hurry or a fraser may explode
keep your wits about you.. that’s jenny for keep your mouth shut
heads like rocks the pair of them
if not for ian and claire… well i dinna want to think about that
jamie, asking the obvious with great aplomb
a brothel? didya have yer sausage with ye?
never be taken alive .. oh I don’t want to think about that
it is so weird to see jenny swiggin’ back the whisky
oh get yer feet off the table, rude
i’m surprised claire didn’t jump up and shove his boots off the table
i’m good with horses… indeed
scotland is so pretty
damn jamie, what part of keep your mouth shut did ye not get
arse, couldna burned the whole place down
jamie at lallybroch is sort of like michonne in the woods with her sword yo
he looks like a magazine cover
a warrior indeed
i’d like to play with ye, but i went and got myself marrit
rut roh shaggy it’s horrocks
sam really does have a beautiful mouth
um yeah no they don’t, none of them look like jamie
no matter the cost, she had no idea what the cost would be then…
no maytag man, yep staying on my side of the stones thanks
wee jamie is so cute
yeah, not so much, better think of a lassie’s name
i’ve seen childbirth.. i’ve seen a plane fly, doesn’t mean i can fly one
cait has claire’s glass face down
who tells jenny no? i’m guessin’ nobody
it’s wrong for a traitorous dog to be that hawt
lintel? isn’t that a bean
don’t even think about puttin’ yer hands on fraser women, they dinna need men to protect ’em, they’ll take yer bollocks themselves
how much? sam is the only man who can make how much sound like “it’s slippery as a waterweed”
laura did a great job with the ‘describe what it’s like to be pregnant” thing
just breathe, shut the fuck up YOU breathe
no epidurals, yeah staying on my side of the stones thank ye verra much
can we give mrs crook and mrs fitz their own show?
a true scot, *gigglesnort*
a thistle stuck up your arse ha!
who would look at ian with pity, man is a wonder
sons and daughters … sigh
look at her FACE
with frank .. he says THAT like it was covered in horse shit
i never counted on loving you … oh it’s gonna go so far past that
i can bear pain myself.. oh lad, if you only knew
look at his FACE
careful james don’t shoot yourself in the arse
scotland is so GREEN
we don’t want you in the colonies
horrocks is so smarmy
careful who ye threaten there sparky
straight through the heart ..that’s a bryan adams song isn’t it?
protect your chief’s weaker side, indeed
absconder … there’s a word we should be using
i love that buckle on ian’s sword belt
ok seriously i need sam saying fornication on a loop
brotherly love, it’s a beautiful thing
claire is not gonna let you die
you quit YOUR skreekin’
you try pushin’ a human being out of your body .. let’s see who’s skreekin’ then
careful jamie will punch you right in the pizza face, pizza face
i want those mugs
who has a more perfect face than sam? who?
steven cree runs a close second
men should wear their hair long
it’s verra sexy
that thing sam does with his eyebrows just… sends me
really? who else can make eating bread look like porn?
there are just some folks who need killin’ my grandfather used to say
i could do with a tall, strong scotsman myself
haste ye back, i am so gonna start saying that
the way he looks at her … swoon
sam has big thumbs
thick red curls….
that kiss is just..
and there’s that “i know what you’re thinking” jamie and claire stare
that slo mo jamie leaving thing is just freakin’ heart breaking
who looks sexy in the rain? well our fair lad jamie does that’s who
i want that watch, that is way cool. wonder if one of the merchandisers will offer one?
barrel of laughs? Is that something they said in the 18th century?
he’s marrit, can’t go runnin’ off to raid and pillage
yeah, not having babies in the 18th century
that’s sisterly love there folks, don’t know anyone I’d stick my hand in their hooha for
all that wool, all that rain .. i’m guessing it smells a little like wet dog
sam looks like someone sculpted him out of marble and then just spoke him into being
ellen’s bracelets!!! I hope we get to hear the story at some point
the redcoats have him
oh my poor lad
and from the media this week:
and in really good news:
— Sam Heughan (@SamHeughan) May 7, 2015
Season 2… court dresses, fergus, master raymond, and verra large sausages!
— Maril Davis (@TallShipProds) May 8, 2015
and there ya go … until next week then aye?